The amount of shenanigans and other happenstances going on in the House is absolutely ridiculous, it's like we can never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever get out on time! I'll have you know citizens, that we stayed in later than expected because we were arguing about people who were against leaving on time! What?! If you ask me we really need to get focused on explaining the issues that are relevant to the people! I mean, for goodness sake, anytime there is a important issue with the people that is brought up by us Republicans, the Democrats shoot it down and move onto issues that are hardly worth discussing at that point in time!
Also once again the Democrats continue to have a brute force approach to achieving their agenda! Will wonder's never cease...
And don't get me started on committees, we spend all this time arguing about what topic and bill should go to which committee but you know what? What's that? You want this to go to that committee? Oh well I think it should go to this one... OH LOOK AT THAT WE JUST SENT IT TO BOTH COMMITTEES, PROBLEM SOLVED. I have yet to have been able to speak a good amount to my committee, (by the way, I am within the Governmental Affairs committee, citizens) and I would absolutely love it if we could spend less time arguing about mundane things and get started on the BIG PICTURE.
But do not worry citizens! Your will will be reached, I swear to you that the needs of the people will be met and that also my production of Shakespeare's Orthello will be so amazing you have no idea.
My editor is also telling me that this is a awful idea to post this rant, but the public needs to know!