Your Representative is a Convincing Drunk

Oh guess what Citizens, ended up preforming the play and doing an amazing job entertaining the audience.

As my constituents, you should be so proud of me!

As the title says, I am a VERY convincing drunkard. It was a good thing my character was drunk too cause the way I was fighting was very crazy and realistic looking (supposedly). Good thing too, cause the only way I know how to theatre-fight is actually attacking my fellow representative actor.

P.S. My condolences to the loyal citizens of the representative of Arizona.

Oh Right, I Almost Forgot...

Oh, right, um...

Citizens, I forgot to inform you that the Social Security Bill, is not getting there. Definitely not maybe. Like, we are sure of it. We really had no time after that committee meeting to get into a second bill unfortunately.

Also worse yet, we couldn't even get into a bill.

Oh, double-worse, that Massachusetts representative put a rider down on our sentient robot rights bill (by the way we have a bill that talks about sentient robot rights). The rider being: Gay marriage is legal. It was accepted... all democrats voted for and all Republicans voted nay. You can probably guess how that turned out...

(BAD.)

Hopefully the Senate goes back to it's silly "we don't pass anything that comes our way" business and takes that bill down. Cause you know how I feel about rider bills! (HINT CITIZENS: I HATE THEM.)

Late News Everyone!

CITIZENS. Good news that I completely forgot to inform you of two or so weeks ago! Well, things turned out very fine because we ended up getting that assault and automatic weaponry bill passed! Basically the best news ever.

Well as for how that went over in the House, it went over fine, not like Massachusetts tried outright banning assault and automatic weaponry with an additional amendment. But guess what Massachusetts, NOT TODAY. The bill is perfectly fine, went through greaaat.

Social Security: GETTING THERE. . . MAYBE?

Yesterday Citizens, during the House Committee meetings, your very own Congressman was helping to enact some sort of bill regarding the Social Security issues of our country. Good stuff! So far there is still a consensus needed amongst the committee in order to make the bill, but we are getting there!


And if you are wondering about that other bill regarding assault/automatic weaponry. It is doing fine. And it will continue to be fine unless it doesn't get on the agenda, then it will be very not fine.

Good News Everyone!

So the committee of Oversight and Government Affairs has finally made a bill for the House and will be bringing it to the table in our latest session today! At least I hope we do.

Reason I say this now is because there is an excellent chance that since we didn't get through the entire agenda during that whole Tax Cut bill debate, we may not get around to it...

Still I must keep my loyal citizens informed!

Tax Cuts: No, just no...

Okay so the House is just absolutely ridiculous a majority of the time (ha! Democrat joke!) When a proposed bill for a new tax reform was created by one of the House Committees multiple ridiculous amendments were both made and not made unwittingly by the House.

It's bad enough that the Bush Era Tax-Cut are gone but for the love of god the is now a steady 5% tax on all people of lower class instead of a lowering tax in regards to a person's annual income. Yeah.... also 45% tax raise on higher class... I am so sorry  rich citizens you have no idea!


Times like these where I wish I had a copy of the bill to give you the most accurate information I could because basically during that entire session I was literally foaming at the mouth with rage and other strong words!

Signing off Citizens! Good night and good luck!

Progress on Othello

Citizens! I must say that the progress on the Othello play has been absolutely phenomenal! If there is one thing your Congressman adores, it is Shakespeare, and ranting. Oh... how your Congressman loves ranting...

So far there has been a considerable amount of concern on which part I should play! I feel like the valiant and noble Othello, but I've been told that I have the wondrous nefarious and evil amazing persuading skills of Iago! Going through a variety of scenes I have just perfect ideas for the play and how it should be ran!

It will be the best public relations gimmick plan ever!