Good news citizens! While working in the Oversight and Government Reform committee, your Congressman has managed to sway those Democrats (who outnumber me and my fellow Republican...), a very proud day for the Republican party.
While the Democrats had zero respect for gun rights, we managed to allow the freedom to own assault/automatic weaponry. Oh sure... I know what you're saying, "But Congressman Katzner! Are you insane? This means regular people could own high powered weaponry and go out and rob banks." Absolutely ridiculous I say, because we would not allow that! Protecting the second amendment is what I'm completely for, but I'm also for keeping our banks not robbed. So therefore we came to a wonderful compromise (that weighed heavily on the Republican side), allowing there to be slight restrictions on such weapons.
In our committee we are beginning to plan out a bill, that while citizens like you will still be able to own your very prized assault and automatic weapons. You'll need to go through a registration process in order to own said very prized weaponry. The process itself we are believing to involve both a registration fee, and lengthy background check to make sure that the weapons themselves aren't going to some crazy bank robber with an intent on robbing banks with high powered weaponry. As Republicans, we don't necessarily support that. If all goes well the bill should be brought forth fairly soon. Wish us luck citizens!
Also on a side note:
Really citizens?! RAND PAUL!? GOOD LORD, I KNOW HE IS REPUBLICAN BUT IF I WANTED PURE AWFUL IN OFFICE I WOULD HAVE LET MY EDITOR RUN.
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